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"I swear, officer," I said, pointing at the dead body, "I shot a large wolf, not a man!"

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When I woke up with a stomach ache, I thought nothing of it until I saw myself in the mirror.

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My therapist told me I should try burying the hatchet with my friend.

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No matter how much they pounded against the door, screaming and begging, he knew he could never let them in.

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It's not every day that you get to meet your hero.

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The fortune teller was shocked and confused as she predicted "You will die 7 seconds after you're born"

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I received a note signed by my friend, who died months ago in a car crash, when I was driving.

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"I don't want diseases to exist on Earth anymore," I said to the genie.

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'I'm keeping an eye on you' my manager jokingly said when passing by me at work.

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When I was younger I used to sprint up the stairs as soon as the lights turned off

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I swear, officer," I said, pointing at the dead body, "I shot a large wolf, not a man!"	2109
When I woke up with a stomach ache, I thought nothing of it until I saw myself in the mirror.	2090
My therapist told me I should try burying the hatchet with my friend.	2090
No matter how much they pounded against the door, screaming and begging, he knew he could never let them in.	2028
It's not every day that you get to meet your hero.	2028
The fortune teller was shocked and confused as she predicted "You will die 7 seconds after you're born"	1996
I received a note signed by my friend, who died months ago in a car crash, when I was driving.	1988
"I don't want diseases to exist on Earth anymore," I said to the genie.	1986
'I'm keeping an eye on you' my manager jokingly said when passing by me at work.	1963
When I was younger I used to sprint up the stairs as soon as the lights turned off	1962